Making Espresso Coffee in the Microwave

Yes, believe it or not, this question comes up from time to time. Well my answer would be no unless I don't know of some fancy-dancy gaget that has been developed. For a start the correct temperature is absolutely essential for making perfect espresso, so how can you control temperature in a microwave oven? If you can't afford an espresso machine, then go for the option of a stove-top espresso maker.